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“Simply take a can of your favourite aerosol adhesive (3M 77 or the ruggedly named Spray Mount are the hot sellers) and apply liberally over nether region. Wait until dry before getting dressed, and you’ll want make sure everything is positioned correctly down there before applying the adhesive.”
I missed this article when he originally posted it, but he recently wondered when someone would be using spray-on stockings in a bank robbery…you mean like the one that hit across the street the other day? No the robber did not use “Air Stockings” – or any other disguise – just decided to visit his own form of ATM.
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